Mating Rituals of migratory humans
My first novel. Here's what you missed when you skipped my book signing. I used to manage a bar in a tourist town. Customers and fellow service industry miscreants told me crazy stories about their lives. I cataloged these, tucked them away in a steno notebook. At the end of a difficult relationship, I needed to vent, dispel a lot of bile and anger. I wrote this book. It's my Licensed to Ill. There's a lot of filth in the world and there's a lot of filth in this book. All the cataloged shenanigans happen to the narrator. Some of the book is true. Some of the book happened to me. People think that since it's first person, it's a memoir. It's not. There's nothing wrong with my penis, thanks for your kind inquiries.